people who like my posts scare me
are you liking them to reblog later?? are you planning on gathering them all in a giant portfolio about my blog?? do you like them because im the blog you love but are embarrassed to follow?? aRE YOU GOING TO USE THEM TO SELL ILLEGAL DRUGS???!
the stupidest thing ive ever done was expect a kleptomaniac to understand my jokes. dude took everything literally.
"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it