You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
are u ever listening to fob and ur like. this is what i was made to do
"you’d look so much prettier if you wore less makeup"
|aries:||lovable but still a lil bitch|
|taurus:||p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time|
|gemini:||crayola as fuck|
|cancer:||rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit|
|virgo:||really deep and doesn't take any shit|
|libra:||weird as hell omg|
|sagittarius:||cute and very sweet|
|capricorn:||to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices|
|aquarius:||charming but hella strange once you know them|
|pisces:||even more crayola than gemini|